How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.