How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.