How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.