How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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Debrie everywhere.

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.