How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.