Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
My zipper
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
One, but he wishes it was two.
One
A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.
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