Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.