Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.