How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.