How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then