How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.