How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

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What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.