How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.