Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."