Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.