Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.