How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.