How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized