How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.