How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ?

Borg standard !