How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.