How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!