How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo