What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands