He flushed.
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They gave him the cold shoulder.
He drowned them in the morning.
He heard it was finger licking good.
Two.
A
Flush
He wipes
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
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Meals on Wheels
With a fork
He got a taste of religion.
Two cannibals giving each other head
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
She wiped her arse.
Human Resources.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
Grab a cup of joe.
the coma ward.
His family advertised it as a barbecue.
A cannibal.
He gets the cold shoulder.
He ate someone who disagreed with him.
Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.
The cold shoulder
Your family has impeccable taste.
The left-ovaries.
Because they can make themselves dinner.
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
CANNIBAL!!!
A three-corpse meal.
Bae-Kin
A cannibal
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Two cannibals going down on each other
He was fed up with other people.
a handshake!
He ate himself.
They both enjoy handshakes.
Because they're headcases.
OC) Brats!
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
The cold shoulder.
Cannibals.
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
Give him the finger.
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
You're gonna be pooped after this.
You get into hot water.
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
they taste funny!
Someone who is fed up with people.
Cannibal (can able) food.
Because he got cold feet.
He ate Rameet!
He was caught poaching.
He's gladiator.
He went down really well !
Baked beings (beans).
On Fried-days.
Three wars
Wars
A buck 'n ear
A: Alone.
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Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
They both have a hated governor.
No bunny knows... :(
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Marma'lady
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
