Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Drip Jokes More Drip Jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.