None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Both of them.
I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
A counter reformation.
A dislocated hipster.
they all fell off a truck.
Bison.
Everywhere.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.