What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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A Pastafaryan.

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What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

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Because they're in-pastas.