How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!