How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.