How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.