What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!