What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.