How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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They have a mole on their body.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!