How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.