What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!