It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Because the P is silent.
Because it was his duty.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
They're practically non existent.
Tuesday
Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:
A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.
