What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train