How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.