What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"