What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.