Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

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Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.