How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today