How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.