What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.