What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'