How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.