How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement