Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.