Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.