How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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A fish!

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Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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Turn off the lights.

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You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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He liked to chop and change !

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They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.