How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.