How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".