What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.