And Abori-genie.
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Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
That's not funny..."
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
By seducing it
A: You get light music.
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
Lamp post
They're antisocial lights.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Hey! Ewe!"
His son with the xbox.
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
His place is a dump
A: With a monkeywrench.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
To get to the other side!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
A sandy hook
Because my PC is a Dell.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Because they didn't Lajka.
