How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.