How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.