What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.