How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.