How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?

Nothing.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military