How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What has four wheels and flys?

A garbage truck.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think