How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second