4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
4 the home team
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
One.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"
He flips houses.
Flip it over
So that Minnesota does not get jealous.
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.