When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"