She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
I didn't know disasters can run for office
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha
A dead Jedi" I replied
And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"
Because the little boys pants were half off.
Everywhere.
The energy bill ...
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
