How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy