How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!