How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.