How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Player: "1:1"

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.