How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.